Making Star Trek references is not the same without you, Sardinia ( Read more... )

HI GOGGIN

( Meet my friend Hannah )

I went out an emergency only exit today.

I'VE NEVER FELT SO ALIVE

Also: LITTLE BALL OF SOUTHERN SUNSHINE

The other day I started baking cookies at school, but unfortunately I am a raging dumbass and could not finish them because I grabbed a hot pan without oven mits and epicly burnt my hand ( Read more... )

I'M GOING TO FREEZE TO DEATH

I HAVE NOT BEEN CONDITIONED FOR THIS KIND OF WEATHER

It's never been below 30 degrees F here...

I LEAVE ALL MY WORLDLY POSSESIONS AS A SACRIFICE TO GEORGE'S OMNIPOTENT EYEBROW